Stan

A balanced diet... is a pint in each hand.

Superman and Chuck Norris had a fight. The loser had to wear his pants outside his trousers.

I've been asked to repost this from 2016. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His...

A young woman driving a flashy sports car was stopped by police doing 60mph in a 30 zone. The officer, jaded after many years of having...

I am concerned that from the given dates, Roger's lifespan was significantly shorter than expected. Is there a significance to the fact...

Exactly. Another way of expressing this was a comment I read somewhere else. To paraphrase it ( because I cannot exactly recall the...

As far as I'm concerned, we're all missing the Big Question: if the predicted "climate catastrophe" does indeed come about, would it...

One of my first cars was a Skoda Estelle. It was a heap of **** and had negative street credibility. BUT, it was given to me for free (...

Lol. That skip picture reminds me of when I was a student. There was a pizza place that allowed one free trip to the salad bar with your...

Ah..... the hi-vis vest. When you put on one, it gives you a force shield protecting your pink squishy body. There is a similar effect...

Thank you all for your comments and thoughts. Some useful stuff. This has got to be a classic example of what not to do. Two things...

Some great advice there. Thanks all.