Joke Thread 4

[stuart little]

What jokes?!!

Exactly!

 

[Doug B]

 

[sploo]

It means that it is the average taken by splitting the day in to 10 minute chunks

Exactly.

Here's the whole of last year (light blue is wind; quite a good percentage of the UK's supply all year round).

 

[Phill05]

Exactly.

Here's the whole of last year (light blue is wind; quite a good percentage of the UK's supply all year round).

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If you close your eye's squint at the image what do you see!!













Answer for those not able:


Stalactites hang from the ceiling while stalagmites grow up from the floor.

 

[Doug B]

 

[dangles]

If you close your eye's squint at the image what do you see!!













Answer for those not able:


Stalactites hang from the ceiling while stalagmites grow up from the floor.

Joe Wick

 

[Ozi]

Exactly.

Here's the whole of last year (light blue is wind; quite a good percentage of the UK's supply all year round).

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I tried so hard not to put this on the joke thread but....

This really is good news even for those who do not believe in global warming as most of the carbon intensive fuels are imported. If the NIMBYs hadn't driven our wind power industry abroad it would be even better!

 

[Ozi]

Pity it no longer shows the 1998 data

 

[Ozi]

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At first glance I saw Margret Thatcher..... had to hide behind the sofa for a bit, still shaking.

 

[Daniel2]

RIP the joke thread

 

[sploo]

If you close your eye's squint at the image what do you see!!













Answer for those not able:


Stalactites hang from the ceiling while stalagmites grow up from the floor.

I was going to say "the big sharp jaws of an angry monster coming to get me", but Ozi beat me to it with the Thatcher reference

 

[TRITON]

Add chocolate mousse to a whoopee cushion for a new dimension of fun.

 

[TRITON]

Stalactites hang from the ceiling while stalagmites grow up from the floor.

The easiest way to remember that is 'When the tites come down, the mites go up'

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

How about a pencil line around what we are supposed to see for us thickuns

Easy to see if you are a certain age with cataracts.

 

[stuart little]

If you close your eye's squint at the image what do you see!!













Answer for those not able:


Stalactites hang from the ceiling while stalagmites grow up from the floor.

Mind reader! You beet me toit!

 

[stuart little]

Joe Wick

Is this going to go on Wick after Wick?