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bugbear":3c803ecr said:
You know nothing, Jon Snow.

:D

BugBear
This should be good
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I have no need of bearings. I have a beer compass. I once walked home blind (thank you cheap tequila) all the way from New Cross to Bromley by keeping the warmth of the street lights on my left cheek and occasionally tasting the aroma of fried chicken on the summer breeze. As the aromas faded I knew I was getting closer to my bed. When I heard Jim's milk bottles rattling in his float I knew I was homing in on the duvet. Sweet beer compass. Blessings on your preternatural magnetism.
Beware the tequila. It is Dark and full of terrors.
 
Bm101":1az0m6jp said:
I have no need of bearings. I have a beer compass. I once walked home blind (thank you cheap tequila) all the way from New Cross to Bromley by keeping the warmth of the street lights on my left cheek and occasionally tasting the aroma of fried chicken on the summer breeze. As the aromas faded I knew I was getting closer to my bed. When I heard Jim's milk bottles rattling in his float I knew I was homing in on the duvet. Sweet beer compass. Blessings on your preternatural magnetism.
Beware the tequila. It is Dark and full of terrors.

Grief, that brings back memories, though I had to turn right at Peter Pan's Pool to get to Beckenham. That girl Tequila has an awful lot to answer for :p
 
Bm101":19u9bb5y said:
I have no need of bearings. I have a beer compass. I once walked home blind (thank you cheap tequila) all the way from New Cross to Bromley by keeping the warmth of the street lights on my left cheek and occasionally tasting the aroma of fried chicken on the summer breeze. As the aromas faded I knew I was getting closer to my bed. When I heard Jim's milk bottles rattling in his float I knew I was homing in on the duvet. Sweet beer compass. Blessings on your preternatural magnetism.
Beware the tequila. It is Dark and full of terrors.
I got blasted on cheap Tequila at a wedding once, absolutely no idea what happened. S03E09.
 
RossJarvis":6amktcvq said:
Bm101":6amktcvq said:
I have no need of bearings. I have a beer compass. I once walked home blind (thank you cheap tequila) all the way from New Cross to Bromley by keeping the warmth of the street lights on my left cheek and occasionally tasting the aroma of fried chicken on the summer breeze. As the aromas faded I knew I was getting closer to my bed. When I heard Jim's milk bottles rattling in his float I knew I was homing in on the duvet. Sweet beer compass. Blessings on your preternatural magnetism.
Beware the tequila. It is Dark and full of terrors.

Grief, that brings back memories, though I had to turn right at Peter Pan's Pool to get to Beckenham. That girl Tequila has an awful lot to answer for :p
Blimey. Peter pan pools! Past the golf course was it?
 
Tequila Schmequila, Mezcal's where its at. No beer compass in the world is getting you home after a feed of that.

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Myfordman":19cyp8qh said:
Indeed Phil p. a perfectly sensible post and link for those who want to learn hijacked by idiots.


???

Phil's post (and link) is still there, and still useful.

I just added humour.

BugBear
 
phil.p":11h088g5 said:
Having never heard of Jon Snow (or watched Game of Thrones) that was a bit wasted on me. :D
Nobody mentioned game of thrones.

I agree, the info is still there, just blowing off some steam.
 
Myfordman":125pm6zd said:
Indeed Phil p. a perfectly sensible post and link for those who want to learn hijacked by idiots.
That's a bit strong isn't it? No need to insult people. Just a bit of light humour.
 
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