Yellow 24.

[whiskywill]

A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.

The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have 'Yellow 24', a really
nasty virus. It's called 'Yellow 24' because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24
hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320
Then he gets the full house and wins £5000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £780,000 !!!

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and
the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest bast*rd on Earth!'

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got 'Yellow 24'.

'Well b****r me,' says the bingo caller ... 'You've won the friggin' meat raffle as well' !!!

 

[riclepp]

A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.

The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have 'Yellow 24', a really
nasty virus. It's called 'Yellow 24' because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24
hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320
Then he gets the full house and wins £5000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £780,000 !!!

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and
the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest bast*rd on Earth!'

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got 'Yellow 24'.

'Well b****r me,' says the bingo caller ... 'You've won the friggin' meat raffle as well' !!!

=D> =D> =D> =D>

 

[DIY Stew]

=D> =D> =D>

Stew

 

[graduate_owner]

here's a medical follow up joke.

Man goes to the doctor, feeling seriously rough. he's been drinking a bottle of whisky a day, plus some beer and wine, smoking since he was 12, about 80 a day at the moment, takes no exercise and hasn't heard of vegetables.

So the doctor takes a blood sample for testing, and sees the patient again in a few days time.

Doctor - Well, I'm afraid it's bad news, in fact what you have is terminal, incurable.

Patient - Give it to me straight, How long have I got, Doc?

Doctor - Ten

Patient - ten what? months, weeks?

Doctor - Nine

K

 

[Gary Morris]

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