Xmas cracker jokes

[Baldhead]

Each year we have a competition box build, why (for us not so good woodworkers) can't we have a corny Xmas cracker comp? No prize, just for fun.

Baldhead

 

[Steve Maskery]

I think that one runs 7/52!
S

 

[Cheshirechappie]

You want corny? OK - here goes for a starter.

Q - Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
A - Up his sleevies.

Q - What do you call two rows of cabbages?
A - A dual cabbageway.

 

[Steve Maskery]

Please stop already.
s

 

[Baldhead]

Man - Have you seen him today
Son - Who?
Man - The invisible man!

Baldhead

 

[gregmcateer]

A man walked in to a bar.
Ouch! - It was an iron bar

 

[whiskywill]

Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A. Cliff.

 

[gregmcateer]

Or a limbless man in a pile of leaves?

Russell

 

[Grahamshed]

Or a limbless man in a pile of leaves?

Russell

I know jokes are armless but that one leaves you without a leg to stand on.