Would you marry again?

[Chrispy]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....


WIFE:"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:"Definitely not!"

WIFE:"Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:"Of course I do.."

WIFE:"Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND:"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:"You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBANDmakes audible groan)

WIFE:"Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE:"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:"Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE:"Would you give her my jewellery?"

HUSBAND:"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE:"Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND:"Yes,those are always good times."

WIFE:"Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE:--
silence --

HUSBAND:
"Oopps."

 

[Hudson Carpentry]

hehe one of the best on here up to yet!

 

[Grahamshed]

Thats twice today I've laughed, cant be doing with it.