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sunnybob

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I'll take a dozen! (packets of ten that is) :roll: (hammer)

I'm safe, she would never read this forum in a million years. 8)
 

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Thicker blade to cope with leg hairs...... apparently :roll:
 

Bm101

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Lazurus":3k7yeh9v said:
So whats the difference to a mans razor (I guess they are pink?)
They are self lubricating.
 

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sunnybob":30u7dqyx said:
I'll take a dozen! (packets of ten that is) :roll: (hammer)

I'm safe, she would never read this forum in a million years. 8)
No problem Bob. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Or perhaps you'd like to try the new Variety Pack? :lol:
 

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Lazurus":7l7vjq69 said:
So whats the difference to a mans razor........
Sharpening, of course. There's a stone only found in a single sacred cave in the Mountains of the Moon which is the only possible thing you can use to sharpen a men's razor. Obviously. You lubricate it first with sweat from the brow of a pre-pubescent sasquatch, and strop afterwards on a strip of leather from the hide of a sabre tooth lion, using dodo droppings as a polishing agent.
 

Steve Maskery

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And on other packets...

I found a box of screws in the cupboard yesterday proclaiming that they create a strong and permenant bond. Yes, sic, really.

And on a tin a paint:
Stir well before use.
Surely it should read :
Stir immediately before use?

And on lots of things:
Keep away from children.
Always very sound advice in my experience.
 

woodhutt

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MikeG.":30x6hrji said:
Sharpening, of course. There's a stone only found in a single sacred cave in the Mountains of the Moon which is the only possible thing you can use to sharpen a men's razor. Obviously. You lubricate it first with sweat from the brow of a pre-pubescent sasquatch, and strop afterwards on a strip of leather from the hide of a sabre tooth lion, using dodo droppings as a polishing agent.
Mike. You've stopped taking your tablets again, haven't you? What did the doctor tell you...?
 

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Old Dorset saying: "What a life without a wife, and what a b*astard with one."

I lost my wife to cancer 16 years ago. She was only 53. Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but I know what option I'd prefer, given the choice.
 

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Sorry to hear that, mate. My digs at womanhood only come from the secure position of having a missus who is also my best friend. We celebrate our Golden Anniversary in September and I can only imagine how I'd feel in your situation.
Pete
 
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