Well, I've just realised, I'm producing ART too, and I've produced some in my life. If these guys can dump some stuff on the floor, arrange it and call it 'Art' and people take it seriously then who's taking the mick out of who? but it's when they look at it seriously, put chin in hand and then start spouting off that it is representing the meaning of life or harmony of worlds or some such tosh that you need to yawn, say sorry and leave.
Some railway sleepers cut up and stood on end????? I've done that a lot of times to make raised beds in peoples gardens, little did they know that I was creating a masterpiece in their garden, had they known, or me for that matter, then the price would have been more.
And leaning some wood against a wall????? you now must realise you all have your own art galleries and not a workshop, start charging entry fees immediately!!!
Andy