What's in a name?

[wellywood]

A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with three mothers and their children.
He turns to the first and says, 'Your problem is you're obsessed with sweets. You've even called your child Candy'.
He says to the second, 'You're obsessed with money. Why else would you call your child Penny.'
The third mother gets up and takes her son by the hand and whispers, 'Come on Dick, we're out of here.'

 

[graduate_owner]

Psychiatrist says to his patient "tell me what comes into your mind when I draw these shapes"

He draws a straight line. Response - "a bed"
He draws a circle on the line. Response - "a naked woman lying on the bed"
He draws a triangle on top. Response - "a naked man lying on top of a naked woman in bed"

Psychiatrist - "Well I know what's wrong with you, you're sex mad."

Patient - "Me sex mad!! you're the one drawing the erotic pictures"

K

 

[gregmcateer]

=D> to you both

 

[Grahamshed]

=D> to you both

Ditto