What is the world coming to?

[nev]

Just got back from a day out in Blackpool....never again!! On the seafront I saw a guy and a
woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started
fighting.Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down, he starts smacking
the guy with his baton.In the end the guy got the baton off the copper and starts hitting him
AND his wife!! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages













:mrgreen:

 

[henton49er]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I think you have a warped sense of humour, Nev!! :lol: :lol:

I guess your internet connection is back up and running, then?

 

[nev]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I think you have a warped sense of humour, Nev!! :lol: :lol:

I guess your internet connection is back up and running, then?

Just testing it. BT 'fixed it' but they dont know how! or what was causing the problem, I'm not holding my breath :shock:

 

[stevenw1963]

warped ??

I thought I was bad but..................................................

 

[Graham Orm]

Just got back from a day out in Blackpool....never again!! On the seafront I saw a guy and a
woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started
fighting.Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down, he starts smacking
the guy with his baton.In the end the guy got the baton off the copper and starts hitting him
AND his wife!! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages

:lol: :lol: :lol:













:mrgreen:

 

[Frank S]

Just got back from a day out in Blackpool....never again!! On the seafront I saw a guy and a
woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started
fighting.Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down, he starts smacking
the guy with his baton.In the end the guy got the baton off the copper and starts hitting him
AND his wife!! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages


Nev, you had me going, until I read the last line.You little devil,keep them coming.
Frank.













:mrgreen:

 

[SteveB43]

Good luck with t'internet connection, if it's any consolation the other lot are'nt much better, great when it works, which fair dues is 95% of the time, but not so hot when there's a problem....
Let's see how they do now they've been sold.....

 

[Jonzjob]

Blackpool? I do believe that is where piles were invented? As in hemorrhoids ! I spent 3 months there one day. Jan, Feb and March when I was about 13 after my old man had been posted back from us just having spent 2 1/2 years in Malta. We stayed in what was then a 'transit hotel' called the Glenshee and the bleedin place is still there! Even the light bulbs were SOLDERED in to the sockets!

Next time I was impinged on the hole was when the parents of my ex lived there and I had to go there to visit. Once again it proved to me that there really is an asre-hole existing on this Earth and it hadn't moved from the previous time I had seen it!

The only thing that ever came out of Blackpool that is any use at all is the road South/East. Not that I have anything against the place you understand. After all everything need an orifice that it can get rid of excrement through and this world of ours is no different?

 

[mailee]

I get the impression you don't like Blackpool then Jon. :lol:

 

[Jonzjob]

What on Earth gives you that impression Mailee :? :? :?

 

[devonwoody]

No wonder its called Blackpool if there are crocodiles around. :roll:

 

[Jonzjob]

I would think that they are just governement puppets trying to show just how easy it is for the bourgeous to beat the prolétariat into their place of total supression :? :?

Either that or yobs :?:

 

[graduate_owner]

Nev,
you say you had a day out in Blackpool. This does beg the question - WHY?

My wife teaches ballroom dancing, and her professional organisation hold their annual 2-day conference in the Winter Gardens, so we go there sometimes (not every year). The Winter Gardens are really nice, the Tower Ballroom with it's mighty Wurlitzer is absolutely superb, but as for the rest of Blackpool - well, as I said - WHY?

We are usually very glad to get back home to West Wales.


K

 

[nev]

I didnt really go to Blackpool, it was just a generic seaside resort that may host the p+j show #-o

I do actually remember going once when i was about 10. it was a bit blowy. We got there, dad stopped the car, we were jst about to get out when woolworths window blew in. I remember my parents exclaiming 'sod this!' and we came home! back to cardiff! a great day out :roll:

 

[Jonzjob]

Compaired with Cardiff, well??? :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: Poor you :twisted:

 

[nev]

Compaired with Cardiff, well??? :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: Poor you :twisted:

Admittedly Cardiff may not have been the finest city of culture during the 70's and 80's (my formative years ) but we could always cheer ourselves up at the Arms Park watching the English being thrashed :mrgreen:
(we're lulling everyone into a false sense of security at the moment :roll: )

 

[M P Hales]

Compaired with Cardiff, well??? :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: Poor you :twisted:

Admittedly Cardiff may not have been the finest city of culture during the 70's and 80's (my formative years ) but we could always cheer ourselves up at the Arms Park watching the English being thrashed :mrgreen:
(we're lulling everyone into a false sense of security at the moment :roll: )

If you would be kind enough to send me your preferred design for a WOODEN SPOON I will gladly produce and send you one(either turned or scrolled)

Kind regards

M

ps From Lytham St Annes- 1 mile and a world away from Blackpool

 

[RogerBoyle]

Well in my young free and single days I thought Blackpool was a good place for the well you get the idea LOL
Now I'm married and have grand kids I visited on my way back from Scotland last year to break the journey up
I Don't think we will be doing it again though

Roger

 

[nev]

If you would be kind enough to send me your preferred design for a WOODEN SPOON I will gladly produce and send you one(either turned or scrolled)

Kind regards

M

Very kind! Can you do a Welsh dragon biting St George on the butt :twisted:

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I can't quite visualise that.