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whiskywill

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The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did.

The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers.

One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job.

There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little Tommy.

“Tommy, why do you look so sad?” asked the teacher.

Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: “My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar.”

The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued.

“Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy sits crying. Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.”

There were gasps around the classroom.

The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play.

She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders, and asked: “Is all that true, Tommy?”

“No, not at all Miss. He really plays football for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.”
 
Not bad. =D>

The punchline has a suspiciously multi purpose ring to it.

“No, not at all Miss. He really plays <sport> for <country> but I was too embarrassed to say.”

BugBear
 
Daddy could be just about any English sportsman at the moment; particularly rugby, football or cricket. As mentioned above he could also be a banker, but estate agent, politician, newspaper editor etc would all do just as well!!
 
henton49er":31q9sumx said:
Daddy could be just about any English sportsman at the moment; particularly rugby, football or cricket............
.... our cyclists continue to do rather well. :)

There's more sports than rugby, football and cricket (although, strictly speaking, they are games not sports).
 

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