What Confucius did not say!

[Woodchips2]

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

 

[Karl]

You missed out the best one

Man with hole in pocket will feel cocky all day.....

 

[pip1954]

and you forgot
women who cooks meat and peas in same pot not very hygienic
=D> :lol:
pip

 

[Jonzjob]

And there's the old Chinese electrical proverb that indicates that if you have a power cut you get as many people as possib;e and get them to form a circle, joining hands.

Because many hands make light work!!

 

[James C]

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok!

 

[RogerM]

woman who sit on bed spring soon get offspring.

 

[Doug B]

Confucius he say, If you can`t find book you search for, you`re in the

 

[Bradshaw Joinery]

haha Doug I like that!

 

[Bigdanny]

Confucius he say, If you can`t find book you search for, you`re in the

Hahahaha, I like it :lol: