Two Nuns driving.....

[Random Orbital Bob]

........Down the road in Transylvania when a huge vampire jumps out in front of them. Nun 1 screams "show him your cross".

Nun 2 winds down the window and shouts "get out the way you toothy git"!

 

[Graham Orm]

........Down the road in Transylvania when a huge vampire jumps out in front of them. Nun 1 screams "show him your cross".

Nun 2 winds down the window and shouts "get out the way you toothy git"!

=D> :lol: I imagine that was toned down a bit

 

[Random Orbital Bob]

well you know.....language police etc

 

[Dodge]

You have been watching the Vicar of Dibley!!

 

[Dangermouse]

I know a very very funny joke about nuns, but it would get me banned for life from the forum , LOL \/ [-X 8-[

 

[RossJarvis]

I know a very very funny joke about nuns, but it would get me banned for life from the forum , LOL \/ [-X 8-[

Did one of them have a stroke?

 

[joethedrummer]

I know a very very funny joke about nuns, but it would get me banned for life from the forum , LOL \/ [-X 8-[

Did one of them have a stroke?

Hey good buddies,,the jokes seem just as good when we only share the punch lines,,nuns and paddy !!,,,what would we do without them??
,,,,,,,,joe,,,

 

[JustBen]

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "where's the soap?"
The second one says "yes, it does, doesn't it"...

 

[RossJarvis]

I know a very very funny joke about nuns, but it would get me banned for life from the forum , LOL \/ [-X 8-[

Did one of them have a stroke?

Hey good buddies,,the jokes seem just as good when we only share the punch lines,,nuns and paddy !!,,,what would we do without them??
,,,,,,,,joe,,,

.......and eventually Patrick said "I'm telling you, I hadn't wished for a 12 inch pianist!" boom boom.

 

[RogerS]

"Not without a tie, you're not"

 

[Max Power]

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "where's the soap?"
The second one says "yes, it does, doesn't it"...

God I'm getting old, its 39 years since I first heard that one :shock:
Mind I was quite young at the time :lol:

 

[Graham Orm]

He's only done it twice, the first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off!

 

[RossJarvis]

He's only done it twice, the first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off!

Grayorm, that one's probably filthier without the rest of the joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Dangermouse]

Mine was the one about the line of nuns waiting to get into heaven. but the "stroke " one always makes me laugh as well.

 

[Random Orbital Bob]

why did the nun do press-ups in the cucumber patch?