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While sitting in a cafe this morning, drinking something that resembled the appearance of coffee but with a taste similar to that of barvarian bat dung, I overheard an old lady who was meeting up with other old ladies for a chat. 'Sorry I'm late, I got half way here and then remembered I had forgotten to put my teeth in'. Fortunately I myself have many years to go, if I get there, before I have such adventures.... :D
 
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I was once chatting to the wife of a friend and asked her why she didn't learn to drive as it would help her husband a great deal in his business. "I'm not learning to drive " she replied indignantly"There are enough idiots on the road nowadays"I knew what she meant but she could not understand why her husband and myself were doubled up laughing
 

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