The things people say

[Dog]

While sitting in a cafe this morning, drinking something that resembled the appearance of coffee but with a taste similar to that of barvarian bat dung, I overheard an old lady who was meeting up with other old ladies for a chat. 'Sorry I'm late, I got half way here and then remembered I had forgotten to put my teeth in'. Fortunately I myself have many years to go, if I get there, before I have such adventures....

 

[Guest]

I was once chatting to the wife of a friend and asked her why she didn't learn to drive as it would help her husband a great deal in his business. "I'm not learning to drive " she replied indignantly"There are enough idiots on the road nowadays"I knew what she meant but she could not understand why her husband and myself were doubled up laughing

 

[Anonymous]

Richard...

many years to go, if I get there, before I have such adventures....

Shouldn't that be adentures :lol: