The Ten Commandments Of Marriage.

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Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!

Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
Many a true word spoken in jest comes to mind.

And I write from experience, married 58 years this year, and this morning my wife asked me if I wanted any money. :lol:
 
devonwoody":25g00a3e said:
Many a true word spoken in jest comes to mind.

And I write from experience, married 58 years this year, and this morning my wife asked me if I wanted any money. :lol:

So she carries the cash? :D

I feel like a newly wed only being married 57 years this year.
Congradulation Mr Woody :D

Travis
 
DrPhill":b8xwe8vo said:
11. If you find that you have just won an argument, apologise immediately.

12. A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything said after that is the beginning of the next argument.
Ohhhh Yesssss.
 
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