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Dave and Jim saw an ad in the daily newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."
Dave and Jim replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"
Jim said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Jim said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Dave and Jim at the local grocery store and asked, "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off just like we said we wuz gonna do."
Dave said,"Hell, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Dave said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Dave and Jim now work for the government.
Dave and Jim replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"
Jim said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Jim said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Dave and Jim at the local grocery store and asked, "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off just like we said we wuz gonna do."
Dave said,"Hell, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Dave said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Dave and Jim now work for the government.
