silly one liners

[Lons]

Appologies in advance to anyones who's already seen these

*A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt

.............. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...


*Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year's riots
............... Your 12 month manufacturer's warranty runs out soon.


*"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
- and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!


*Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
They're both in hospital - one's in a korma......... the other's got a dodgy tikka!

Bob

 

[nev]

I always wondered who stole Bob Monkhouse's joke book!

 

[Dodge]

=D> =D>

Something tells me the Christmas spirit is starting to flow!!

 

[RogerM]

Someone told me that the biggest problem facing the NHS is Holby City. That's what a nurse told me - but on reflection it could have been "obesity" - she was speaking through a mouthful of cake!

 

[henton49er]

Bob,

Those are truly dreadful :roll: :roll: .... except the first one which made me chuckle!! :lol: :lol:

:ho2 :ho2

 

[Lons]

Bob,

Those are truly dreadful :roll: :roll: .... except the first one which made me chuckle!! :lol: :lol:

:ho2 :ho2

No argument from me. I hold up my hands and beg forgiveness #-o :lol: :lol: