sharpening

[lurcher]

hi lads how does your other half sharpen there tongue
if my tools were as sharp as christen;s i would make super fine grade shavings

 

[bugbear]

Hi lads! How does your other half sharpen their tongue?
If my tools were as sharp as Christen's, I would make super fine grade shavings

See sig!

BugBear

 

[Lons]

Phew Lurcher, had me going there. I almost didn't dare open the post. Thank goodness it isn't another one of "those" sharpening threads :lol: #-o

Didn't your dad tell you the facts of life? Women are different to us simple males. All we poor guys see are the curvy bits - everything else is sharp, we're just too intoxicated to notice :wink:

Bob

 

[dm65]

So does that mean I could get away with asking your lass to lick my wood ?? (just asking.....)

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Glad you said "wood" not "woody"

 

[Carl P]

So does that mean I could get away with asking your lass to lick my wood ?? (just asking.....)

Is that question designed as a way of measuring just how sharp a woman's tongue is from the response, or how big a dick is the questioner?

Cheerio,

Carl

 

[dm65]

So does that mean I could get away with asking your lass to lick my wood ?? (just asking.....)

Is that question designed as a way of measuring just how sharp a woman's tongue is from the response, or how big a dick is the questioner?

Cheerio,

Carl

Before I'm enticed into a suitable response, I will point out that I am friends with the op and his sharp tongued woman -'nuff said

 

[lanemaux]

Finally a sharpening thread I can contribute to. First of all it is not how sharp the tongue, it is how motivated the application. I have found through experience that the one fatal mistake that can get a sharp tongue to be dangerous is not so much being logically , as in mathematically , positively right . It is that you took the time and trouble to prove that you are right and to have had the poor foresight to "show your work". Welcome to the land of unexpected consequences , even if you SHOULD have expected them. Do not go down this path. If you find yourself right , apologize at once as this is the one most cardinal sin. Swallow that pride , pull back from the line you draw in the sand and erase it immediately, muttering "I could be wrong though" as you do. Remember , stress can shorten your life and stress is what you shall reap , a poor exchange for the dubious pleasure of "winning that one". That win is an illusion ,it will be paid for repeatedly and for longer than you might believe possible.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Evenin'. As sharp tongues go, my children (19 & 13) can often sometimes better me, and often my wife (and she is far from stupid).
I've taught them well.

 

[Sheffield Tony]

Women are different to us simple males. All we poor guys see are the curvy bits - everything else is sharp, we're just too intoxicated to notice :wink:

Do you not find that with the passage of time that the sharp bits get rounded over and the curves gradually become convex ? Where did I leave my coat ...

 

[Lons]

Women are different to us simple males. All we poor guys see are the curvy bits - everything else is sharp, we're just too intoxicated to notice :wink:

Do you not find that with the passage of time that the sharp bits get rounded over and the curves gradually become convex ? Where did I leave my coat ...

I couldn't possibly comment (she might read it) [-X

 

[Vann]

I think I'm actually looking forward to Jacob's take on this....

Cheers, Vann.

 

[Lons]

I think I'm actually looking forward to Jacob's take on this....

Cheers, Vann.

Easy peasy - it'll be a rounded bevel

 

[bugbear]

I think I'm actually looking forward to Jacob's take on this....

Cheers, Vann.

Easy peasy - it'll be a rounded bevel

He's probably waiting for a consensus to emerge, so he can disagree with it.

BugBear

 

[Cheshirechappie]

There's a downside to a sharp tongue. One of the directors at my former employers was noted for his 'political astuteness' and general ability to verbally knife anybody he saw as a potential rival or threat, until he upset a more senior director and left the company's employ rather precipitately. "Hm" said my mate - one of his many 'victims' - "so sharp he cut himself."