Serious health warning about shampoo

[Steve Maskery]

Serious health warning folks.
DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!
Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I am getting rid of all shampoo and I am going to start showering with Washing-Up Liquid. The label clearly states, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved... you're welcome...

 

[Jamesc]

Thanks Steve,

You just brightened up a very dull day

James

 

[RobinBHM]

So thats where Ive been going wrong. It has nothing to do with my liking for lemon drizzle cake

 

[monkeybiter]

=D> =D> :lol:
Excellent!

 

[Homers double]

im f*****d as I wash my hair twice a day.

 

[NazNomad]

I used to have a telly with a 'Brilliance' button on it.

No matter how you tweaked it, the shows were still crépe.

 

[garethharvey]

I like it

 

[Bm101]

Ah God, them adverts where those ladies toss their heads when they have just washed their hair in the shower.
I've just faced a horrible moment of self realisation.

 

[iNewbie]

You guys still have hair?

 

[RogerS]

You guys still have hair?

Yes but not normally visible :wink:

Great post, Steve =D>

 

[Peter Sefton]

Very good Steve :lol:

 

[graduate_owner]

I have a theory about mens' hair. People think it falls out as they get older but I disagree - I maintain it stops growing outwards, reverses, and grows inwards, through the skull and out through the ears and nose. That is why men lose their memory as they get older - all that hair clogging up the brain. That's my excuse anyway.

K

 

[AES]

Great post Steve. I've stopped showering altogether now - just in case you understand! (buying shares in deodorant manufacturers instead).

Good point too graduate-owner. Thanks for pointing that one out, I DID wonder about all the nose hair (my better half giggles and says I look like a walrus - and I do NOT think she means the WWII flying boat)!

1 each =D> =D>

AES

 

[SammyQ]

Steve, while I fully commend your research and utterly agree with your interpretation...I'd just like to point out I've been using baby shampoo for the last two years....you don't want to know....

Secondly, Graduate Owner ("K"? - straight from the set of Men in Black?) is quite right, as my anteriorly pointing follicles migrated South, my nasal passage keratin extensions exponentially multiplied.

Sam, no longer hirsuite...

 

[rafezetter]

Thanks Steve that gave me a good laugh

 

[graduate_owner]

Now SammyQ, you have spoilt my day. I thought I had an original idea there, and believe me, I don't get that many at my age. I am going to have to watch Men in Black now to see where it is mentioned. AND, I shall definitely stop shampooing in the shower, although for those who are not very well endowed, perhaps shampooing their pubic hair might be an idea.
Well, someone was bound to bring down the level of the conversation eventually.

K

 

[AES]

"Well, someone was bound to bring down the level of the conversation eventually."

And you have Sir!

I remember YEARS ago, on a flight with the Australian airline Qantas (who are renown for staffing their cabin crews almost exclusively with blokes "from the other shore") that one of their guys took a definite shine to me (VERY worrying!) and went on at great length about if you have a sensitive skin you should shave in the shower. My skin may be sensitive (is actually) but I've never tried that.

(Thread drift or what?)

AES

 

[SammyQ]

Agent K (born Kevin Brown, also known as Kay, or simply K) is a fictional character in the Men in Black franchise. Kay is portrayed by Tommy Lee Jones in the three films:

Sam