jpt":2qkcvl2r said:
If you go to this page
http://www.lloydstsb.com/branch_transfe ... c=HPVL0412 there is a link at the bottom to a PDF with the branches on.
Excellent, thanks. It seems that our local branch is going to the Co-operative bank. I am not a Lloyds customer, but used to be. I am a happy Cooperative Bank customer though. A local branch will be a delightful novelty.
My reasons for leaving Lloyds would make a great skit:
Month 1:
Me: I am going to pay my loan off early - do you need to know?
LLoyd: no everything will happen automatically.
Month 2:
Lloyds: You are overdrawn and we will charge you overdraft charges next month.
Me: That is because you took too much out to repay my loan. Look - you have even recredited me the following day!
Lloyds: Sorry sir.
Month 3:
Lloyds: You are overdrawn, and we will charge you overdraft charges next month.
Me: That is because you have taken out Overdraft Charges because I went overdrawn as a result of the mistake you made last month, and immediately corrected.
Lloyds: Sorry sir. We have recredited your account with the amount of the overdraft charge.
Month 4:
Lloyds: You are overdrawn, and we will charge you overdraft charges next month.
Me: That is because you have taken out Overdraft charges because I went overdrawn as a result of you mistakenly charging me overdraft charges last month, which you then corrected.
Lloyds: Sorry sir. We have recredited your account with the amount of the overdraft charge.
Month 5:
Lloyds: You are overdrawn, and we will charge you overdraft charges next month.
Me: That is because you have taken out Overdraft Charges because I went overdrawn as a result of you mistakenly charging me overdraft charges last month, which you then corrected.
Lloyds: Sorry sir. We have recredited your account with the amount of the overdraft charge.
Month 6:
Lloyds: You are overdrawn, and we will charge you overdraft charges next month.
Me: I am closing my account. Can I have a final balance please
Lloyds: Sorry sir. Why are you closing your account? Are you unhappy with our service?
(hammer) (hammer) (hammer) (hammer) (hammer) (hammer)
The Coop are far better. If you are being transferred, just be grateful.