Safety first!

[Phil Pascoe]

I have a new electric wheel chair, delivered yesterday. The "engineer" who delivered it went through its operation and left me a 100 page booklet in eleven languages on how to use .................................................... the cushion. :? :lol:

 

[mbartlett99]

Well I hope it included a fully worked risk assessment and SOP.

 

[transatlantic]

I assume it's all about how to wash it. To be fair, my cusions cost around £500, so it's best to read it!

 

[Brandlin]

I have a new electric wheel chair, delivered yesterday. The "engineer" who delivered it went through its operation and left me a 100 page booklet in eleven languages on how to use .................................................... the cushion. :? :lol:

And probably 90+% of that will be so that there is clarity so that the company can defend itself against litigation.

 

[Keith 66]

New heat gun just arrived, instructions are wonderful,
Warn, "In set up an electric circuit cases open the tool, let with electricity the part and join one to expose, it jeapordises life please pull out the plug first before turning on the tool".
There was more, most entertaining read i have had in ages

 

[transatlantic]

New heat gun just arrived, instructions are wonderful,
Warn, "In set up an electric circuit cases open the tool, let with electricity the part and join one to expose, it jeapordises life please pull out the plug first before turning on the tool".
There was more, most entertaining read i have had in ages

Festool?

 

[MikeG.]

The safety instructions with a retractable tape I bought last year cracked me up: they insisted I wear safety glasses when using the tape!! Yeah, righto.......

 

[DTR]

Not quite safety-related, but I just read something on another forum about a birthday card........ the card was in a sealed cellophane wrapper including the instruction to "remove the packaging before writing on the card".




The instruction was written on a slip of paper, inside the card.....

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I was once given a pair of jeans supposedly of a reputable brand - made in Thailand, the legend read You can recognise these jeans are genuine by their "unigus featores".

 

[rafezetter]

New heat gun just arrived, instructions are wonderful,
Warn, "In set up an electric circuit cases open the tool, let with electricity the part and join one to expose, it jeapordises life please pull out the plug first before turning on the tool".
There was more, most entertaining read i have had in ages

Oh I love chinglish, it's by far my favorite language to read, and thanks to the internet there's always a good supply of material.

 

[Robbo3]

Read carefully!

 

[Sideways]

I have a new electric wheel chair, delivered yesterday. The "engineer" who delivered it went through its operation and left me a 100 page booklet in eleven languages on how to use .................................................... the cushion. :? :lol:

whoopeee ! :mrgreen:

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Robbo3]