Gaaaarrrrrrrrrr TX dont matter you ad the wind in yer sails and you hoisted ure colours :lol: :lol: :lol: . Good practice for next sunday me arty.
PS you should change ure name to steve (have you seen dodgeball :lol: ) .
Yarrr. Hoist the Blue Peter 'o the main t'gallant, Mr Mate. (Flagpole... Tsk :roll: ) If those scurvvy dogs ain't aboad afore we sail, I'll weigh the hook without 'em, dam' their lubberly hides. Yarr. First one to the grog's three sheets to the wind by 8 bells...
Well shiver me timbers and keelhaul me for a scurvy dog but I near missed the day itself.
I been busy running after The Wench all day an' was near unable to get here!
So here's to pirates every where!
Hoist the mains'l and hard a port and set a course for the Spanish Main.
There be plunder for the taking!
I ought to have you hanging from the yardarm for this, shipmate. I've darn near driven meself over the standing part of the foresheet tryin' to keep it up... :roll: Yarrr.
Lookin' forr'ad to International Clear Diction and Scrupulous Grammar Day, Alf (Privateer, R'td)