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South of France / Chipping Norton
And, finally, someone sent me the following a few scant moments ago: The British military writes OFRs (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s"....

enjoy at your leisure :D

-- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
-- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
-- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.
-- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
-- This officer should go far--and the sooner he starts, the better.
-- I would not breed from this officer.
-- This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
-- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
-- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
-- He would be out of his depth in a car-park puddle.
-- Technically sound, but socially impossible.
-- This officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope:
always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
-- When he joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny;
since then he has aged considerably.
-- This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
-- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom,
and has started to dig.
-- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
-- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
-- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an silly person.

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