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Chris Knight

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Gloat Bloat - what's been happening here?
Official Gloat Count - Result of the Gloat Quote qv. or the specified number of gloats ina photo or sequence of photos. In the latter case, the number is deterined by the gloater.
Gloat note (when it has to be pointed out with a lot of words, audible alarm that should be installed on Philly's keyboard)
Gloat throat - what too much verbal gloating gives you
Haute Gloat - A truly masterful gloat - generally subtle
Gloat Tote - gloat with handles; carrier bag for gloats
Tote Glote - gloat about plane handles
Glote Vote - At the end of a defined period, the community undertake this democratic process to determine who sucks the most
Gloat Quote - Wot someone else said, The cost of advice from Philly
Gloater Boater - offical hat
Gloat Coat - what you pick up before leaving after a particualrly heinous gloat
 

Alf

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Ah, very helpful, Chris :lol: :lol: Think you've missed a couple though...

Gloat Moat - ditch dug by the desperate trying to avoid Gloat Bloat
Gloat Boat - reference to a gloat that only the gloater finds gloatable "whatever floats your Gloat Boat". eg: a Tote Gloat :roll:
Gloat Float - The subtle trailing of an upcoming gloat in a totally unrelated thread. Often confused with Haute Gloat.

N.B. Moat Gloat (castle ownership), Boat Gloat (boat ownership/building) and Float Gloat (participation in carnivals) are all largely irrelevant to this forum.

Cheers, Alf
 

Neil

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What about Gloatius Maximus - reserved for S&S infills at the moment? :p

Neil
 

ike

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Chris wrote:

Which reminds me of Gloatage - which is of course gloating in your dotage.
Which perhaps could also be a tax on Gloaters (some gloaters WSNBM may find themselves staring into a financial abyss).
 
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