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Peter Kay did a brilliant sketch on these and it reminded me of a mate who used to belt out 'it's alright, babies come in bags' to the Eurythmics.
Just wondering what other gems are out there?
 

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There was an advert across here which started something like, 'my names something, I'm a providore' except the way it came out sounded like 'I'm a profit wh**e'!
 

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Who remembers "The Laughing Policeman" ?

Charles Penrose -- for many years I couldn't fathom what 'a Red Saman' was, as in 'Once he did a Red Saman and laughed until he cried'.

I would have been in my 30's or later when I found out it was 'Once he did Arrest a Man ....' - - - :eek:
 

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Who remembers "The Laughing Policeman" ?
Charles Penrose -- for many years I couldn't fathom what 'a Red Saman' was, as in 'Once he did a Red Saman and laughed until he cried'.
I would have been in my 30's or later when I found out it was 'Once he did Arrest a Man ....' - - - :eek:

Remember the slot machine arcades after the war in the UK. A favourite was a laughing policeman dummy always surrounded by a crowd of near hysterical people.
 
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