AES
Established Member
We have an almost full length mirror in the bathroom. The other day my wife got out of the shower and started inspecting herself quite closely.
"Just look at me" she said "My ****s are starting to sag; my tummy's beginning to bulge; my thighs are thickening; and my bum's getting noticeably bigger. I'm really getting old."
"Well just look on the bright side" says I (as helpful as ever) "20-20 vision WITHOUT contacts or glasses!"
(The Doctor said I should be out of Intensive Care next week).
;-)
AES
"Just look at me" she said "My ****s are starting to sag; my tummy's beginning to bulge; my thighs are thickening; and my bum's getting noticeably bigger. I'm really getting old."
"Well just look on the bright side" says I (as helpful as ever) "20-20 vision WITHOUT contacts or glasses!"
(The Doctor said I should be out of Intensive Care next week).
;-)
AES