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There was a very rude but also very funny joke on here in the early hours of this morning which I commented on, it’s all gone. Just to let you know that we are being censored in case you weren’t aware . And as far as I could see it shouldn’t have upset any particular group except the very squeamish and one unfortunate hamster. Ian
 

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There was a very rude but also very funny joke on here in the early hours of this morning which I commented on, it’s all gone. Just to let you know that we are being censored in case you weren’t aware . And as far as I could see it shouldn’t have upset any particular group except the very squeamish and one unfortunate hamster. Ian
Oh tempora, oh mores! :)
 

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Sign in a scottish golf club toilets

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,
GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
 

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the new National Geographic documentary
How the Ancient Eurythmics built the tempo
 
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