Not forgetting the man on the Clapham omnibus.(And you most probably get Tunbridge Wells or Humph either mate - guessing)
Lots more homework needed. A few to start you off.Here I thought my education was complete having watched Benny Hill, On the Busses, The Two Ronnies, Fawlty Towers, and Monty Python's Flying Circus.
I used to stop at a very pleasant tourist trap on the east side of the A9 somewhere between Perth and Inverness (locals will know the one).Just think how much more they would sell if they gave the husband a comfy chair and a cold beer whilst he waited !
Sad, Iain Pattinson died a few months ago, his obituary in the telegraph was full of the double entendres he wrote for Humph, so very dry witted and clever. Ian
Much as I liked Milligan I never found the Goons remotely funny.
You two are just boring old farts . I liked the Goon Show - but for me I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again was the ultimate radio comedy.I agree. Peter Sellers was also very funny, IMO, but The Goons didn't even make me smile.
Decorum - what they do to de apples before cooking 'em.(Above): Doesn't look like a secret to me (assuming that I've recognised Vittorio correctly - 2nd from L. Little bloke too!).
In the same vein as some previous posts (and with thanks to the still much-lamented Humph & co):
Testiculate - violently waving yer arms about while spouting a load of balls
Masticulate - self-pleasuring while simultaneously chewing gum
Diode - deathbed poem
Why don't they eat french fries in Wiltshire?
Because they have no Devizes for Chippenham