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Turnr77

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Two buckets of vomit are clonking along down a street, one suddenly realises the other isn't with him, he turns around to see his mate just stopped and sobbing.
" Are you OK?" he asks
"Yeah, give me a minute" comes the reply "it's just that I was brought up around here."
 
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Cozzer

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My mother-in-law's had to be admitted to hospital this morning, because her face was all red and swollen.
She'd been wandering about the garden, and a bee had landed on her face.
Luckily she wasn't stung, because of my lightning-quick action with a shovel.
 
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