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WEMBLEY TICKETS

England v Scotland

Fri 18th June 2021

KO 20.00hrs

One of my mates has two tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Cannock Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Julie, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
 
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