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Daniel2

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But that would then discriminate and be anti woke for colour blind people like me
Aaarrgh ....
Nuts, I hadn't thought of that possibility.
How we tie ourselves up in knots.
Transparent shoes then, perhaps ?
 

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I'd perhaps tentitively suggest glass slippers but you never know
 

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Here is my offering.

A cysgender member of the mamalian grouping "The Great Apes" of the genus Homo of the sub group Sapiens Sapiens, walks into a bar and says "Ah ya fekker, that hurt"
 

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yeah but if we posted over there they might get offended
 

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There was a sketch on the show "Not the nine o'clock news" featuring Rowan Atkinson who played a deaf guy that was given a head band with a light suspended in front of his eyes. It was linked to his desk telephone and when the phone rang the bulb on his headset would light up letting him know that someone was calling. Of course when he picked up the handset he could not hear the caller.

This was not a joke aimed at deaf people but at the useless invention.
I found the sketch hilarious but I would never take the P out of the hearing impaired. My wife is hearing impaired and she laughed like a drain at the sketch.
 

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