Joke Thread II

[swisstony]

Job for anyone ?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

The old ones are the best.

 

[stuart little]

I remember that one - dunno why!

 

[stuart little]

(I guess it's time for one of these) What language was he speaking? Me no unnystan!

 

[stuart little]

I have to "Stuart" that one.

Just dunnit!

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[stuart little]

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[Blackswanwood]

Stuart - I nearly put an explanation ready for you!

Big Sam Allardyce is a football manager who has a reputation for being brought in after a manager has been fired to do the job of steadying the ship and saving the club from relegation.

You must get out more

 

[stuart little]

That explains it then - I NEVER watch 22 'pillocks' squabling over an inflated bladder!

 

[flying haggis]

Its ok stuart I had no idea who that bloke was either.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Nor me. I had no idea who S. A. is and have forgotten already.

P.S. - I thought he might have been a bailiff.

 

[AES]

Its ok stuart I had no idea who that bloke was either.

And neither did I

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

Not actually a joke - more a reflection on life.

 

[flying haggis]

Matt brilliant as usual

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[morqthana]

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So that's what Gavin Williamson is up to now....

 

[Sachakins]