Joke Thread II

[Phil Pascoe]

The best Reagan quote -

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help. "

 

[Keith Cocker]

The best Reagan quote -

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help. "

Until you need help.

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Daniel2]

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How tragically succinct.

 

[llangatwgnedd]

What do cricketers keep in boxes?

Probably it's a load of Bollucks

 

[Doug B]

Another succinct one

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Majimoto]

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Only understandable if said wiv an Essex accent.

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[SamG340]

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Technically grass

 

[SamG340]

 

[mikej460]

Just read this and it made me larf

BBC News - 'Welcome to Luton' stunt panics Gatwick Airport arrivals

'Welcome to Luton' stunt panics Gatwick Airport arrivals

YouTuber, Max Fosh, says the "prank" is to put smiles on faces and is sorry for any confusion caused.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Robbo3]