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Joke 23/2/2012

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Blister

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m.,

and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer says, "Really at 2 am ? who will be giving a lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies,

" The wife."
 

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Great!! Like it.

Now this is a true story. An IBM engineer friend who was on standby and was going from one call to another in the Welsh valleys.

Time, about 3 in the morning. He was stopped by a copper and asked where he was going. He said that he didn't know.. The copper asked " you don't know. why don't you know?". Reply " I can't pronounce it". Copper "OK, where have you come from. Reply "I have no idea 'cause I can't pronounce that either!" The copper just told him to sod off back to England :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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Just about, and it's not just me. I was looking at some pamphlets the other day for local tourist attractions, at least one third carried the info, 'Please ignore sat nav instructions they will lead you.....'

Roy.
 

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Yep! You can turn that off can't you? :lol:
One of the problems here is that place names are still a matter for discussion, there are three routes into one village, and the signs spell the name differently in each direction! Also just about every other village is Pen-Y-Bont. Lord knows what a Sat Nav would make of it.

Roy.
 
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