Joke 23/2/2012

[Blister]

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m.,

and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer says, "Really at 2 am ? who will be giving a lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies,

" The wife."

 

[Digit]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Roy.

 

[Michael7]

 

[gregmcateer]

Very good!

 

[Jonzjob]

Great!! Like it.

Now this is a true story. An IBM engineer friend who was on standby and was going from one call to another in the Welsh valleys.

Time, about 3 in the morning. He was stopped by a copper and asked where he was going. He said that he didn't know.. The copper asked " you don't know. why don't you know?". Reply " I can't pronounce it". Copper "OK, where have you come from. Reply "I have no idea 'cause I can't pronounce that either!" The copper just told him to sod off back to England :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Digit]

Know the problem! :lol:

Roy.

 

[woodbloke]

Know the problem! :lol:

Roy.

Does that mean you don't know if you're coming or going Roy? :lol: - Rob

 

[Jonzjob]

Know the problem! :lol:

Roy.

Does that mean you don't know if you're coming or going Roy? :lol: - Rob

Or just been??? :? :?

 

[Digit]

Just about, and it's not just me. I was looking at some pamphlets the other day for local tourist attractions, at least one third carried the info, 'Please ignore sat nav instructions they will lead you.....'

Roy.

 

[Jonzjob]

Roy, athat's why I always have a womans voice on my GPS. I find it that much easier to ignore 8) 8) 8)

 

[Digit]

Yep! You can turn that off can't you? :lol:
One of the problems here is that place names are still a matter for discussion, there are three routes into one village, and the signs spell the name differently in each direction! Also just about every other village is Pen-Y-Bont. Lord knows what a Sat Nav would make of it.

Roy.

 

[Jonzjob]

Feed it money for cryin out loud! Give it more Pen-Ys :twisted: :twisted: Tight wad! :mrgreen:

 

[Digit]

In other words, stuff it? :lol:

Roy.