I've given my word to DaveR

[Steve Maskery]

Dave and I are friends. We talk regularly. We share recipes, anecdotes and, occasionally, jokes.

So don't blame me.

I would like to share a personal experience with everyone about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage!

You were warned.
S

 

[Lons]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's terrible !

Bob

 

[Steve Maskery]

That is exactly what I said! Really!
Actually I said that about the original one. This one is funnier. Trust me.
S

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I was a bus first time around not a cab!

 

[DIY Stew]

=D> =D> =D>

Stew

 

[henton49er]

The old ones are the best ones .... sometimes ..... but not in this case!! :roll: :roll:

 

[jimi43]

The one Jethro tells about Denzil stealing the bus from Cambourne bus garage after a night at the pub and taking ages to get it out of the garage.

His reason being that he had to move all the other ones out the way to find the one with "St Just" on the front!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Classic!!

Jim