Hope this never happens to you.

[devonwoody]

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.


She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.


"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?" she asked.


"No," I said.


She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.


"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"


"No," I said, intrigued.



"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

 

[NotLRG]

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.


She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.


"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?" she asked.


"No," I said.


She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.


"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"


"No," I said, intrigued.



"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

Tee Hee.

 

[houtslager]

lol

 

[MARK.B.]

I like it =D> =D> =D>

 

[graduate_owner]

Reminds me of this one - a bit of an old chestnut now, but it may be new to some.

Wife phones husband to say the car won't start. "I think there's water in the carburettor"

Husband - "Why do you think that?"

Wife - "It's at the bottom of the lake"

K

 

[M P Hales]

Reminds me of this one - a bit of an old chestnut now, but it may be new to some.

Wife phones husband to say the car won't start. "I think there's water in the carburettor"

Husband - "Why do you think that?"

Wife - "It's at the bottom of the lake"

K

Or even older :!:

Wife-"Do you wnt the GOOD news or the BAD news?"

Husband "Give me the GOOD news first"

Wife "The air bags on the new car work"

 

[boysie39]

Or the one with a Flasher stuck to the grill of a truck
and the driver turns to the co-driver and asks.

did I see what !