Hooters

[finneyb]

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach to play golf.


At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs ..."

"OK."

Ten years later at age 40 they meet and play again.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games."

"OK."

Ten years later at age 50 they meet and play again."Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 60 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price."

"OK"

At age 70 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door."

"OK."

At age 80 they meet and play again.
"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"We've never been there before."

 

[gregmcateer]

=D>

 

[Bm101]

Knew I was getting older when on a stag night, mid afternoon start at the Griffin, a topless bar in the City everyone got irritated because the beautiful topless lady was impeding our view of the 6 Nations Match so much we all left and went to a nearby Wetherspoons so we could watch it in peace, unimpeded by the sight of twenty odd year old gyrating breasts. When I was a lot younger I'd quite literally have killed to sat mesmerized by them.
All things come to pass lol.

 

[rafezetter]

Knew I was getting older when on a stag night, mid afternoon start at the Griffin, a topless bar in the City everyone got irritated because the beautiful topless lady was impeding our view of the 6 Nations Match so much we all left and went to a nearby Wetherspoons so we could watch it in peace, unimpeded by the sight of twenty odd year old gyrating breasts. When I was a lot younger I'd quite literally have killed to sat mesmerized by them.
All things come to pass lol.

that gave me more of a laugh than the joke and 10 years.... was one of them the captain of the Flying Dutchman?

 

[Bm101]

More like 3 minutes before the mast lol.