Hero Cowboy

[brianhabby]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off or I'll kick the s--- out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'




regards

Brian

 

[George Foweraker]

That is so funny, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Next to our office in bridgwater Somerset is the local chapter of the Hells angels.
You could not want for better neighbors.
I have got to say that or they will kill me.LOL
All joking aside they are very respectful to myself and my wife and as i say no trouble at all.

Regards George

 

[pren]

My mum told me a story about when I was a few months old. She was struggling to get me and my 2yr old brother and sister off a train in a snowy station with my pram and all the accompanying bags and baggage. These massive, hairy, tattooed bikers see her alone on the platform after the train left and head towards her. She automatically fears the worst and starts to panic.

Calm and polite as you like these guys gather up all the bags, take control of me in my pram and escort my mum up the stairs and over to the taxi rank. Apparently they then 'informed' the guy that was ahead of her in the taxi queue that he would be happy to act the gent and let my mum take the next taxi instead of him. :lol: They then waited with us to make sure that we all got in away ok because 'there are a lot of dodgy people around here' .... :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: