here is one

[devonwoody]

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH(always pronounced as GO)













His dizzy aunt ------------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh




I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh

 

[henton49er]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ColeyS1]

I like that alot :lol:
Cheers

 

[MARK.B.]

You sir have way to much time on your hands

 

[Gary Morris]

brilliant,

 

[Frank S]

You sir have way to much time on your hands

I second that ! But keep them coming as you start my day off with a laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frank.

 

[david123]

When we lived in Bedford we had a couple living down the road with the surname "Down" Sons was called Robert (Bob) and Ben. Bet they hated their parents.

 

[graduate_owner]

I remember children with the surname Head - luckily neither was called Richard.

Now DevonWoody, see if you can come up with a similar family tree for Renoir - there's a challenge for you.

K

 

[david123]

Lol

 

[henton49er]

see if you can come up with a similar family tree for Renoir - there's a challenge for you.

K

The matriarch who wrote everything down ........................ Mem oir

His mistress who was always in her bedroom .....................Boud oir

His brother who was always killing animals ........................Abatt oir

His auntie who was always in her dressing gown ...............Peign oir

His French niece who was always going out ......................Au Rev oir

An uncle who ran a restaurant .........................................Café N oir

A very shy cousin who lived near a lake .............................Reserv oir

A drunken nephew ..........................................................Pinot N oir

I give up!!

 

[graduate_owner]

OK, I'm impressed. Well done Mike.

K