Travis
Established Member
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
> relationship with your husband.
>
> The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
>
> All the women raised their hands.
>
> Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you
> loved him?"
>
> Some women answered today, some yesterday, some couldn't remember.
>
> The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their
> husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
>
> The women were then told to exchange phones and to read aloud the text
> message responses.
>
> Here are some of the replies:
>
> 1. Who is this?
>
> 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
>
> 3. I love you too.
>
> 4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
>
> 5. I don't understand what you mean?
>
> 6. What did you do now?
>
> 7. ?!?
>
> 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
>
> 9. Am I dreaming?
>
> 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone
> will die.
>
> 11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
>
> 12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she??
Travis
> relationship with your husband.
>
> The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
>
> All the women raised their hands.
>
> Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you
> loved him?"
>
> Some women answered today, some yesterday, some couldn't remember.
>
> The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their
> husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
>
> The women were then told to exchange phones and to read aloud the text
> message responses.
>
> Here are some of the replies:
>
> 1. Who is this?
>
> 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
>
> 3. I love you too.
>
> 4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
>
> 5. I don't understand what you mean?
>
> 6. What did you do now?
>
> 7. ?!?
>
> 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
>
> 9. Am I dreaming?
>
> 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone
> will die.
>
> 11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
>
> 12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she??
Travis
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