"Getting wood"

[steadyeddie]

My wife told me to go to the doctors to get some of those tablets that give you an erection. You should have seen the look on her face when I came back and tossed her a bottle of slimming pills. :lol:

Dave

 

[Webby]

very good

 

[doorframe]

Brilliant!!

I just spat my tea all over the keyboard!

Is anybody here brave enough to send that one to the Misses?

Roy

 

[Frank S]

Just shown this to the missis. She laughed her socks off, BRILLIANT

 

[Chris By The River]

I went to the chemist to get some Viagra.

When I asked the assistant if I could get it "over the counter" she said I could if I took two!!

Chris

 

[theturner]

Amos who is 93 went to the doctors to complain he was having
sex problems, he could only manage it three times a week now
and the wife was not happy.
The doc said there was nothing he could do for him but diet might work.
Amos asked what sort of food to eat and the doc said a good start
would be good quality brown bread.
Amos went to the bakers and asked which was the best brown bread.
The baker said Hovis was likely the best he had so Amos said right
give me three loaves. The baker said, three loves is no good to you,
there is only you and your wife at home, it will go rock hard before
you finish.
Amos said great, in that case give me FIVE. :twisted:

 

[Jonzjob]

And there was me thinking that I may have found a wood supplier, domage!

I can get all sorts of things across the counter, but at my age I can't remember what they are called.

As far as the slimming pills are concerned, they wouldn't work here. OH is 1/2 my width. Any other ideas?