"Getting wood"

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steadyeddie

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My wife told me to go to the doctors to get some of those tablets that give you an erection. You should have seen the look on her face when I came back and tossed her a bottle of slimming pills. :lol:

Dave
 
Brilliant!!

I just spat my tea all over the keyboard!

Is anybody here brave enough to send that one to the Misses?

Roy
 
Amos who is 93 went to the doctors to complain he was having
sex problems, he could only manage it three times a week now
and the wife was not happy.
The doc said there was nothing he could do for him but diet might work.
Amos asked what sort of food to eat and the doc said a good start
would be good quality brown bread.
Amos went to the bakers and asked which was the best brown bread.
The baker said Hovis was likely the best he had so Amos said right
give me three loaves. The baker said, three loves is no good to you,
there is only you and your wife at home, it will go rock hard before
you finish.
Amos said great, in that case give me FIVE. :twisted:
 
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