Amos who is 93 went to the doctors to complain he was having
sex problems, he could only manage it three times a week now
and the wife was not happy.
The doc said there was nothing he could do for him but diet might work.
Amos asked what sort of food to eat and the doc said a good start
would be good quality brown bread.
Amos went to the bakers and asked which was the best brown bread.
The baker said Hovis was likely the best he had so Amos said right
give me three loaves. The baker said, three loves is no good to you,
there is only you and your wife at home, it will go rock hard before
you finish.
Amos said great, in that case give me FIVE. :twisted: