whiskywill
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Doctor Jones was on a holiday cruise.
On his first evening he went to the bar. The barman said “Hello, I’ m your barman. My name is Richard but I’m known as Dick.”
The Doctor replied “Pleased to meet you Dick. My name is Doctor Jones, but I’m known as Doc.”
Dick said, “Pleased to meet you Doc, What can I get you?”
“I’ll have a Daquiri, Dick”
Dick said, “You are in luck. I make a special Daquiri using chicory.”
Doc said “O.K, I’ll have a chicory Daquiri, Dick”
Each evening the Doc went to the bar and said “Good evening, I’ll have a chicory Daquiri, Dick.”
On the last evening of his holiday, Dick had run out of chicory but had some hickory nuts. He ground them up and waited for Doc.
When Doc arrived he said “I’ll have the usual chicory Daquiri, Dick.”
Dick didn’t say anything but made up a hickory Daquiri.
Doc tasted it and said, “This isn’t chicory Daquiri, Dick.”
Dick replied, “No it’s hickory Daquiri, Doc.”
On his first evening he went to the bar. The barman said “Hello, I’ m your barman. My name is Richard but I’m known as Dick.”
The Doctor replied “Pleased to meet you Dick. My name is Doctor Jones, but I’m known as Doc.”
Dick said, “Pleased to meet you Doc, What can I get you?”
“I’ll have a Daquiri, Dick”
Dick said, “You are in luck. I make a special Daquiri using chicory.”
Doc said “O.K, I’ll have a chicory Daquiri, Dick”
Each evening the Doc went to the bar and said “Good evening, I’ll have a chicory Daquiri, Dick.”
On the last evening of his holiday, Dick had run out of chicory but had some hickory nuts. He ground them up and waited for Doc.
When Doc arrived he said “I’ll have the usual chicory Daquiri, Dick.”
Dick didn’t say anything but made up a hickory Daquiri.
Doc tasted it and said, “This isn’t chicory Daquiri, Dick.”
Dick replied, “No it’s hickory Daquiri, Doc.”
