Its Christmas Eve, and on the pavement by the lights of a junction in New York City, there is a policeman on a horse. Waiting at the lights is a kid on a bike.
The policeman looks down at the boy and says, 'That's a nice bike. Did Santa bring it for you?'
The boy shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Yeah, he did.'
The policeman replies, 'Well next time ask him to bring you a bike with the tail light still on!' And he hands the boy a $20 fine.
Still waiting for the lights, the fine in his pocket, the boy says, 'That's a nice horse, did Santa give it to you?'
Humouring the boy, the policeman says, 'Yes, he did.'
'Then this year,' the boy says. 'Ask him to put the c*ck under the horse and not on top.'
The policeman looks down at the boy and says, 'That's a nice bike. Did Santa bring it for you?'
The boy shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Yeah, he did.'
The policeman replies, 'Well next time ask him to bring you a bike with the tail light still on!' And he hands the boy a $20 fine.
Still waiting for the lights, the fine in his pocket, the boy says, 'That's a nice horse, did Santa give it to you?'
Humouring the boy, the policeman says, 'Yes, he did.'
'Then this year,' the boy says. 'Ask him to put the c*ck under the horse and not on top.'
