Well, it's all over now. A week ago Tesco Insurance called to tell me they've written it off, and they've instructed a salvage agent to collect it within the next 3 days so I'd better remove any personal belongings. The offer was £635. The valuation is fine, but I told them they go forth if they thought they were taking my car. They were also not the slightest bit interested that I had a quote to repair for £400. After a few very heated phone calls they generously allowed me to 'buy' my own car for £60. I wonder how much it would have been if they'd managed to remove it from my possession.
So, the cheque has arrived for £575, along with a couple of letters. One tells me I need to get a VIC, or I can't get a new log book. Don't need a new log book, so who cares. The next owner will be the scrappy (when the time comes). The other letter tells me I can't use the car if it's in an un-roadworthy condition. A cracked bumper isn't quite the end of the world so again, who cares.
I've had a verbal assurance (supposedly recorded phone call) telling me the renewal (due Feb 8th) premium, and it's pretty much the same as last year. We'll see if that changes on Feb 8.
The only other contact I had was from their legal department, who called at least 5 times trying to get me and swmbo (and my son) to claim for whiplash, stress and more.
And yesterday some parasite called with what appears to be a new scam. The conversation went like this...
Parasite... Hello Mr Doorframe. I'm so sorry to hear about your minor accident on the 26th Dec.
Me... Who are you?
Parasite... Please can you confirm you are Mr Doorframe.
Me... No. Who are you?
Parasite... I have come good news for you. Please can you confirm you are Mr Doorframe.
Me... No. This is your last chance, who are you?
Parasite... The other party's insurance company have 3 cheques for you. One for each member of your family. There is a new law that says because you are the innocent party you are entitled to compensation. I can arrange for you to receive the cheques. They are already written out and just need to be released. For a small fee I can provide this service.
Me... Go forth you parasite.
He was certainly English, with a Northern accent. Anyone else heard anything like this?