Can I get away with this...?

[wellywood]

Two 'professional' ladies work out of the same block of flats. One lives and works on the ground floor, the other on the 14th.
One day they are both on the street outside the front of the building trying to attract customers and Ground Floor turns to the other and says. 'I see the lift's broken again.' Fourteenth Floor just nods.
'Have you had many customers today?' asks GF.
'Thirty five in the past 4 hours.' says FF with a sigh.
'Ooh!' says GF. 'Your poor feet!'

 

[Random Orbital Bob]

Pete....where the hell do you dredge these up from That was so bad I'm speechless : (hammer)

 

[Grahamshed]

Good, but you could rather see it coming

 

[Jonzjob]

I would have thought that her legs would have suffered more with climbing up 490 flights of stairs and back down again :? :?

Mine would have

 

[Jonzjob]

I would have thought that her legs would have suffered more with climbing up 490 flights of stairs and back down again :? :?

Mine would have

What profession were they? Anyone know :? :?