Quantcast

Blowing in the wind.

UKworkshop.co.uk

Help Support UKworkshop.co.uk:

whiskywill

Established Member
Joined
8 Nov 2011
Messages
1,802
Reaction score
0
Location
Sunny South Wales
A man walked into his doctor's surgery, sat down, farted and said, "I have a problem doc. I can't stop farting."

"Right, replied the doctor. Go over to that couch and take your trousers off." As he got up he farted agin.

The doctor said "Bend over the couch."

He bent over and farted again. The doctor got a torch and shone it up his rear end.

"Can you see anything", he said and farted again.

"Not yet", said the doctor and walked to the corner of the room where he picked up a long wooden pole with a hook at the end.

The patient said "What the hell are you going to do with that?

"I'm going to open the window", the doctor replied. "It stinks in here."
 

DrPhill

Cyber Heretic
Joined
15 Feb 2012
Messages
820
Reaction score
4
Location
West Somerset
Or:

Little old lady: I have terrible wind doctor, although luckily it does not smell and it does not make a sound.
Doctor: Take this prescription and come back in a fortnight.
.
.
.
.
Little old lady: Your medicine has made me worse. I still fart, it makes no sound, but now it smells awful.
Doctor: That is good, we have cleared your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing.......
 
Top