whiskywill
Established Member
A man walked into his doctor's surgery, sat down, farted and said, "I have a problem doc. I can't stop farting."
"Right, replied the doctor. Go over to that couch and take your trousers off." As he got up he farted agin.
The doctor said "Bend over the couch."
He bent over and farted again. The doctor got a torch and shone it up his rear end.
"Can you see anything", he said and farted again.
"Not yet", said the doctor and walked to the corner of the room where he picked up a long wooden pole with a hook at the end.
The patient said "What the **** are you going to do with that?
"I'm going to open the window", the doctor replied. "It stinks in here."
"Right, replied the doctor. Go over to that couch and take your trousers off." As he got up he farted agin.
The doctor said "Bend over the couch."
He bent over and farted again. The doctor got a torch and shone it up his rear end.
"Can you see anything", he said and farted again.
"Not yet", said the doctor and walked to the corner of the room where he picked up a long wooden pole with a hook at the end.
The patient said "What the **** are you going to do with that?
"I'm going to open the window", the doctor replied. "It stinks in here."