whiskywill
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A wife treats her husband by taking him to a Lap Dance Club for his birthday ..
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim how are you?
Wife Asks: How does he know you?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I play football with him
Inside Barman Says: The usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before you say anything, he's on the Darts Team in my local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim. Do you crave special again?
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy boy, you picked up an ugly one this time.."
Jim's funeral is on Sunday
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim how are you?
Wife Asks: How does he know you?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I play football with him
Inside Barman Says: The usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before you say anything, he's on the Darts Team in my local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim. Do you crave special again?
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy boy, you picked up an ugly one this time.."
Jim's funeral is on Sunday
