You lot are making me so sick....
Thursday morning 4.30 AM, fall out of bed and fall into the car to get to Belfast Airport for 6 ish. 70 mph and thinking "what a great day ahead of me, land in Bristol, hop into the hire car and batter down the M5 to Westpoint, be there for 9.30, coffee and bacon butty". 40 miles from the airport BANG, front tyre blows out. No problemo, 5 mins to change the wheel, still make the plane. Whip the boot open, throw the spare wheel out, go back to get the jack and brace. JACK AND BRACE!!!! These rather important items appear to be invisable...It IS pitch dark, must be in there somewhere. Get a lighter out and have a further poke about. You guessed it...Jack abd Wheel Brace are on holiday, out to lunch, in a meeting but NOT in my car. Phone Easyjet, plane might be very delayed.."No Sir, everything is on schedule" Typical, when I'm late they are on time, when I'm on time they are late....Brain(ish) wave - try and wave down the next oncoming car. For strange reason not alot of people want to stop for some madman flailing his arms about in the dark. After 30 mins of jumping up and down, swearing and shouting at cars a guy stops. He has a jack but has he a wheel brace? Noooo, why would he carry a wheel brace????
Anyway finally got a kindly bloke to help me. By this time it was 9.00 AM and the plane left at 7.00 AM. Oh, did I mention that the police stopped to help too? Their wheel brace didn't fit but they took a mild (thank goodness) interest in my spare tyre ( a wee bit worse for wear, sure that's why it's my spare officer....)
So, on the road again and talking to the nice lady at Easyjet - "all flights to Bristol are full" What about Friday? "return flight is at 3.00PM" not worth it. Me thinks - well that's that. can't go on Saturday - kids and wife reasons.
So I hope all who went to Tools 2003 really enjoyed themselves........
Just have to make up for it next year and spend 3 days there.. and of course not a penny from Easyjet or the carhire people....
Rant over.
Rgds
Noel