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CHJ

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A thief in Paris spent all week planning to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.


After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van..

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,

he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'





I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'
 

JakeS

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gus3049":1exqz664 said:
What actually happens when a Van Goffs?
(And a part-Dutch friend assured me that we English don't pronounce it properly either, and it's supposed to end on a similar sound as 'loch' does.)


Not to say I didn't enjoy the joke anyway, there's nuthin' wrong with a go- ... well, with a pun. ;-)
 

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