wellywood
Established Member
When I'm not butchering wood I like to invent things.
I recently took a few of my inventions to the Patent Office to register them and the girl at the counter asked what they were.
I told her the first was a folding bottle. 'What's it called?' She asked.
'A fottle.'
She snorted and asked what else I had. I told her, a folding carton.
'And what's that called?'
'A farton.'
She got really nasty and said I was wasting her time and that my inventions sounded rather crude.
I was so upset I just grabbed all the paperwork and walked out. I didn't even tell her about my folding bucket.
I recently took a few of my inventions to the Patent Office to register them and the girl at the counter asked what they were.
I told her the first was a folding bottle. 'What's it called?' She asked.
'A fottle.'
She snorted and asked what else I had. I told her, a folding carton.
'And what's that called?'
'A farton.'
She got really nasty and said I was wasting her time and that my inventions sounded rather crude.
I was so upset I just grabbed all the paperwork and walked out. I didn't even tell her about my folding bucket.
